Saturday, June 12, 2004

Phone Uncle Sam if you have a problem with his behaviour

Any Other Country Would Have Been Asked to Remove its Embassy until civilized behavior could be guarranteed, but since we are not much less of a colony than Iraq will be three weeks hence, we ought to take advantage of the facilities and call the Empire (collect) whenever there's something we need them to explain. Ask someone there to explain the "Status of Forces" agreement they have with the host nations of their 750 bases worldwide. I could be wrong, but it seems to me that they are really in control of all those countries...

American Embassy - Ottawa, Canada
1-613-238-5335

Ottawa - Vancouver Suboffice
American Consulate - Vancouver
1-604-685-4311


1 Comments:

Anonymous counterdruid said...

Uncle Sam's behaviour illustrates a stark and simple choice. Do we wish to decry over and over these horrific (and often imagined) misdeeds in the Middle East? Or would we rather pay 10$/gal. (approx. $40/litre) at the corner gas station? For most of us - alas! - the question answers itself, rendering irrelevant such lofty enterprises as this.

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